How
Not to Beat the Breathalyzer
Information
courtesy of Lawrence Taylor - DUIblog
Item
from the Red Deer (Alberta, Canada) Advocate:
MAN
EATS UNDERWEAR TO BEAT BREATHALYZER
STETTLER
-- An 18-year old Stettler man tried to eat his underwear in the
hope that the cotton fabric would absorb alcohol before he took
a breathalyzer test, provincial court heard this week.
David
Zurfluh was subsequently acquitted of a charge of impaired driving
because he blew .08, the legal limit. But the testimony broke up
people in Judge David MacNaughton's provincial court here Thursday
afternoon.
Mr.
Zurfluh was collared by RCMP Const. Bill Robinson after he ran from
his vehicle, which had been seen weaving down the highway. While
sitting in the back of the patrol car, Mr. Zurfluh tried to eat
his shorts, Const. Robinson told the court.
Mr.
Zurfluh said he ripped the crotch out of his shorts, stuffed the
fabric in his mouth and then spit it out.
A
class of law students from William E. Hay Composite High, in court
as observers, was removed by the teacher when testimony enlivened
the proceedings. The Grade 11 and 12 students had difficulty maintaining
composure. "People were leaving the courtroom with tears in
their eyes, trying not to laugh," said RCMP Const. Peter McFarlane.
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